Melts in your....well....ummm...

I was changing Katie's diaper...here's how it went:
Mommy: Whew-eee! That's a lotta poopie Miss!
Katie: Can I see?
Mommy: You want to see? OK. (show her the diaper)
Katie: From my bum?
Mommy: Yep, from your bum.
Katie: Chocolate from my bum?
Mommy: (after recovering from copious laughter) ummm...not exactly, no.

You know, the average person has 8 carrers in their life...

Katie: Bye, I'm going to work!
Daddy: Oh, where do you work?
Katie: Over there. (points to toy train set)
Daddy: Are you an Engineer?
Katie: Yeah, I work in the ear.

Well, I'm glad that's settled.

Katie: Ok, I'm going to work.
Mommy: Really, where do you work?
Katie: ummm...over there. (pointing at the floor two feet in front of her)
Katie: (plops herself down on the floor), Ok, ahem. Ok.
Mommy: What is your job?
Katie: ummm...BLUE!

I guess we can stop saving for college.